Confusion in Africa as Ghana Unleashes Phyno-Lookalike Masquerade – Nigerians Respond with Plans to Create Shatta Wale Masquerade
Wahala wear sneakers this week as Nigerian rapper Phyno Fino unknowingly got dragged into masquerade madness – all thanks to one mysterious masquerade spotted dancing in Ghana that looks exactly like him.
Ghanaians didn’t waste time. They immediately declared the masquerade “Phyno’s spirit twin” and started spreading rumors that the Igbo rapper has spiritually relocated to Ghana to launch a new music-masquerade brand. One fan even posted, “This one no be coincidence, na rebranding!”
Phyno, who is probably just chilling and eating nkwobi somewhere, woke up to see his face trending beside a masquerade with tribal marks and swag.
Ghana has vowed that Phyno must come and visit his “second body,” and they’re even planning a welcome party with palm wine, drums, and confused fans.
But Nigerians are not taking this lying down.
In a savage comeback, Naija creatives have started work on their own Shatta Wale Masquerade. According to reports, the outfit will come with dreadlocks, dark shades, fake tattoos, and portable Bluetooth speakers that randomly shout “SM for life!” every 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, Cameroon is just sitting in one corner, quietly observing, waiting for their own chance to drag somebody. Word on the street is they’re trying to decide whether to use Burna Boy, Black Sherif, or Portable as masquerade inspiration.
In summary:
Ghana dropped “Masquerade Phyno 1.0”
Nigeria said, “Hold my zobo,” and started designing “Masquerade Shatta 2.0”
Cameroon dey reason who dem go use to cause wahala
Africa is not fighting oh, we are just playing spiritual dress-up and breaking the internet while we’re at it.
Wahala wear sneakers this week as Nigerian rapper Phyno Fino unknowingly got dragged into masquerade madness – all thanks to one mysterious masquerade spotted dancing in Ghana that looks exactly like him.
Ghanaians didn’t waste time. They immediately declared the masquerade “Phyno’s spirit twin” and started spreading rumors that the Igbo rapper has spiritually relocated to Ghana to launch a new music-masquerade brand. One fan even posted, “This one no be coincidence, na rebranding!”
Phyno, who is probably just chilling and eating nkwobi somewhere, woke up to see his face trending beside a masquerade with tribal marks and swag.
Ghana has vowed that Phyno must come and visit his “second body,” and they’re even planning a welcome party with palm wine, drums, and confused fans.
But Nigerians are not taking this lying down.
In a savage comeback, Naija creatives have started work on their own Shatta Wale Masquerade. According to reports, the outfit will come with dreadlocks, dark shades, fake tattoos, and portable Bluetooth speakers that randomly shout “SM for life!” every 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, Cameroon is just sitting in one corner, quietly observing, waiting for their own chance to drag somebody. Word on the street is they’re trying to decide whether to use Burna Boy, Black Sherif, or Portable as masquerade inspiration.
In summary:
Ghana dropped “Masquerade Phyno 1.0”
Nigeria said, “Hold my zobo,” and started designing “Masquerade Shatta 2.0”
Cameroon dey reason who dem go use to cause wahala
Africa is not fighting oh, we are just playing spiritual dress-up and breaking the internet while we’re at it.
Confusion in Africa as Ghana Unleashes Phyno-Lookalike Masquerade – Nigerians Respond with Plans to Create Shatta Wale Masquerade
Wahala wear sneakers this week as Nigerian rapper Phyno Fino unknowingly got dragged into masquerade madness – all thanks to one mysterious masquerade spotted dancing in Ghana that looks exactly like him.
Ghanaians didn’t waste time. They immediately declared the masquerade “Phyno’s spirit twin” and started spreading rumors that the Igbo rapper has spiritually relocated to Ghana to launch a new music-masquerade brand. One fan even posted, “This one no be coincidence, na rebranding!”
Phyno, who is probably just chilling and eating nkwobi somewhere, woke up to see his face trending beside a masquerade with tribal marks and swag.
Ghana has vowed that Phyno must come and visit his “second body,” and they’re even planning a welcome party with palm wine, drums, and confused fans.
But Nigerians are not taking this lying down.
In a savage comeback, Naija creatives have started work on their own Shatta Wale Masquerade. According to reports, the outfit will come with dreadlocks, dark shades, fake tattoos, and portable Bluetooth speakers that randomly shout “SM for life!” every 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, Cameroon is just sitting in one corner, quietly observing, waiting for their own chance to drag somebody. Word on the street is they’re trying to decide whether to use Burna Boy, Black Sherif, or Portable as masquerade inspiration.
In summary:
Ghana dropped “Masquerade Phyno 1.0”
Nigeria said, “Hold my zobo,” and started designing “Masquerade Shatta 2.0”
Cameroon dey reason who dem go use to cause wahala
Africa is not fighting oh, we are just playing spiritual dress-up and breaking the internet while we’re at it.
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